Maybe I haven’t told you…
But ‘round Christmas I feel so blue
All this loving – it should please me,
but instead it’s hurting me

Green Christmas tree, pink ornaments,
orange turkey, spicy moments,
the white snowball and the oak leaf
it’s on my list, Gotta persist!

What will she think?...
“It’s really cute”, / “it really ain’t!”
“Looks really good” / “I’m gonna faint!”
“A little austere, my dear!”
“Not so practical” – Don’t be cynical!

Now I’m telling you – when Christmas’s
around the corner
I get all stressed out and begin to wonder!

“Doesn’t look good” / “It’s not like me”
“Doesn’t fit well” / “stop bugging me?”
My favorite color ? Fuchsia Blue!
Comes December – I’m Christmas-Blue!

What’s up with you – am I so thin?
Don’t like my breasts? Why be so mean?
I’m all yours, can’t you see it?
Then d’you want? Stay or beat it!

Hey! I’m telling you – when Christmas’s
around the cornerI get all stressed
out and begin to wonder!

The teapot? So out-of-style!
The juicemaker? Bid it goodbye!
The bikini? I’m too fatty!
The weight-watcher? What a sucker!

Maybe a maid for the grandma?
A living-room full of plasma!
A new mattress for tender time
A fruit-mixer ? You’re out of line!

But I gotta tell you – when Christmas’s
around the corner I get all stressed out
and begin to wonder!

So much happiness, lots of newspapers
A light shining bright, it’s a life-saver,
I search, I think, my smile is fake,
I bleed, I ache, it’s more than I can take! A sexy bra? Don’t be a brat!
A golden ring? She’d go for that
A tropical stay? It’s so common…
What can I get her? Come on, C’mon!

Hey! I’m telling you – when Christmas’s
around the corner I get all stressed out
and begin to wonder!

Don’t whine, don’t scream
Don’t cry my dear
I got you – a little something
Right here, right now
I know you’re gonna say “Wow!”
You can see it over there, right?
Between the blue bike and the red kite
Just there in your Christmas socks
That’s right baby, it’s a Smartbox!

Cuz what really counts
Is You and Me
In this moment - every instant

Cuz what really counts
Is you and me
From now on, to eternity

Happy Christmas.

Smartbox

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